Poseidon. Looking for virgin sacrifices.
You’ve come to the wrong swimming pool, son.
does anyone know how to remove x-kit? It stopped working for Safari a long time ago and I can’t figure out how to get rid of it.
what it’d be like if men were photoshopped like women
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
What’s your superhero name?
It is I, the Black Man in America
they call me the functional alcoholic
Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!
You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog
watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate
They call me functional alcoholic
bad motherfuckin corpse on life support
the incredible meth mouth
The great what’s his name
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world